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Roast my AI plan

About to spend money on AI? Send me the plan first. I'll send back an honest read on whether it's likely to work — and the one thing to fix before you commit. 95% of AI pilots deliver nothing to the bottom line; this is five minutes to find out which side yours is on. I read every one personally.

Send your plan

Five quick reads

Optional — they help me pre-read your plan.

Do you know what this task costs today?
Can you say what success is worth in money?
Does the data already exist, usable?
Is one person accountable after launch?
Could a rule or existing tool already do it?
What comes back — a real example

Verdict: Fixable first — don't fund it yet.

The thing most likely to sink this isn't the bot — it's that nobody's measured what your support costs today, so six months in you won't be able to tell if it helped. Before you spend a peso: pull one month of tickets and write down volume, handle time, and top 5 questions.

No sequence, no spam. Just the verdict. 5 roasts a week — first come, first served.